I am sick and tired of old lines from house construction shows: "We're running out of time." "We won't make it to the deadline." "Only three more days and we haven't done that yet." "The family is coming in 30 minutes."

Why don't those builders and decorators keep their hysterical, stressful tensions to themselves and let me watch their show in peace? Any more of that and I'd much rather flip through a glossy magazine.