Waterfront House Hunting can be quite irritating when couples walk into perfectly acceptable kitchens yet mewl, "I want stainless steel!" and "I want granite!"

Don't these people know that:

--stainless steel appliances make your kitchen look like a morgue?
--"granite" tops are synthetic?

They remind me of the brides-to-be in Say Yes to the Dress who insist on "something that will show my curves" even if they have lumberjack arms and all of their curves are in the wrong places--unless, of course, that was the point.