The werewolf crossed the street to the burger stand.

But actually bought two, foot-long hot dog sandwiches, not burgers. Aubrey, who'd just arrived from the last day of their campus fair, wanted one too.

There was a long line at the stand and I re-crossed the street several times, but when you promise your child or grandchild a foot-long, hot dog sandwich, losing your patience over slow service is no excuse. Their appetite is whetted, and they expect you to deliver at all costs.

The hot dogs are being advertised as halal, but I sincerely doubt that they are because they are fried on the same griddle as the hamburgers!