An ABS-CBN broadcaster read a message from a listener complaining that, during the Easter break, none of the channels showed movies like The Ten Commandments, Ben-Hur, and King of Kings anymore. The broadcaster heartily agreed. Why didn't he tell THE TRUTH, which is that such movies were shown on GMA7? (And that one can actually buy the DVDs and watch them everyday if one wants.)

The lesson: Never announce that something is out of stock if it is readily available in your neighbor's store.