Still maintaining a secret account on another social medium. I observe that there are certain conventions arising from its collective unconscious.

It seems that all boys have begun to look alike, and all girls have begun to look alike.

It seems that anyone who claims that he/she works at "The Krusty Krab" is open to multiple relationships.

It seems that anyone prefixing his name with "Prince" is open to relationships with homosexual men. (Nothing is implied, however, when a name is prefixed with "Princess".)

It seems that people post photos of themselves only to see if they can obtain 500 Likes or more. As a result all photos are pushed over the edge of seductive.

If you think that children cannot learn everything about sex on this medium, think again.